We linked handsโmy ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and Iโand walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.
Kiersten WhiteWhy does everyone keep asking me that?" Seriously, did I look like some sort of pyscho assassin? Maybe it was the pink sneakers. Or the heart earrings?
Kiersten WhiteSo, weโve got a problem,โ I said. โWhat?โ Lend yelled. โWeโve got a problem!โ I shouted. โNo, I heard that. I mean, whatโs the problem now?
Kiersten WhiteActually, youโre way off.โ โOh?โ the guard asked. โYup. Sheโs not a werewolf, sheโs a chupacabra. Have you noticed a lot of missing goats lately?
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