...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

I’d been fighting for this relationship since the day I first saw his water eyes.

This particular type of human carries weapons slightly more lethal than your beloved pink monstrosity

I so owed Arianna, that undead little genius.

Why’s the faerie so obsessed with you anyway? You’re not that cute.” (Arianna to Evie)

Told you I was going to mess up your make up," he said, a smug grin on his face.

You wonderful girl. I’ve missed you so much.” “Well, now that we’re both unemployed fugitives, think of how much time we’ll have to hang out!