I turned back to the mirror, seeing that there were no lines on it. It was empty. "What happened to my mirror?" I said, bewildered. Then realizing that I was looking at the back of the dumb thing, I swore and turned it over.

Just so you know, I’ve trusted you since camp.

Rose to Rachel: You cry you get angry then you do something about it.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt some sort of dominance foreplay?

See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldn’t screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good.

I sighed. I hated the maze of bureaucracy with a passion, but I've found the best way to deal with it is to smile and act stupid. That way, no one gets confused.

In a few hours, I’m going to be banished to the surface, my belongings raffled off as novelty items and my living space given to someone else—my reputation destroyed. I’d rather have your head than your soul at this point in my illustrious career.” - Al