Maybe I could be friends with a ghost. I wouldn’t be able to kill him.

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.

But why allow someone to make a bad choice when a little information might engender a better one? It's hard to wake up and see the sun if the blinds are pulled.

She was only a year old, but elves grew up fast. Not like witches, who Jenks swore were not able to be on their own until they were thirty. Ahem.

Come on, Rachel!" Jenks shrilled. "You're a badass, not a bad witch!

It is not always what we do, Sa'han, but who we love that makes us who we are. Quen

I wish I could say I write 9-5. It's usually more like 8-6, every day but the weekends.