I'd never seen a man who could outshop me, but Jenks was a master.

If it was up to me, I’d choose the hard path with the easy ending, not the easy path with the hard end.

The undead did not love, but they remembered love with a savage loyalty.

I wish I could say I write 9-5. It's usually more like 8-6, every day but the weekends.

I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!

Just so you know, I’ve trusted you since camp.

I do so like all-encompassing words. Verb, adjective, noun. Yes, you are shitted.