CINCINNATI MORGUE, AN EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY SERVICE SINCE 1966.

I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!

The demon's eyes flicked to mine, his smile widening. "This is Nicholas Gregory Sparagmos's room," he said, and my breath caught. "Delightful, just delightful! What are you doing in Nicky's room, Rachel? Ooooh, he summoned you to the West Coast, didn't he? Did you kill him? Good for you for taking care of that little problem! I should give you a bunny. Where is he? Stuffed in a closet?" ~ Algaliarept, Black Magic Sanction, Kim Harrison

Okay, you drive," she said. "I'll sit with m head hanging out of the window like a golden retriever.

Trent and Ellasbeth did the nasty? Ewwww!

Why aren't you afraid of me? I've seen my death, and you're not it.

My mother isn't crazy. She simply has a harder time than most reconciling her reality with everyone else's reality.