Find Eloy. Smack his head into a wall, dance on his guts... I'd get creative. Spontaneous like.

I got it this time, Daddy Warbucks," I said.

You can trust me to keep my word. I always keep my word, promises or threats.

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in the snow.

she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I’d get to my roommate’s soul later.

Death and blood didn’t turn on a vampire. Fear and the chance to take blood did. There was a difference.