The car was full of unhappy people heading west. It was the Great American Family Road Trip, all right. Whaaa-hoo!

I ought to file charges of uncommon stupidity against you for letting her try this alone." ~ Newt, Black Magic Sanction, Kim Harrison

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.

Anything worth having is going to be hard

Money drives the world, but when everything falls apart to leave the underpinnings of our life bare to the scrutiny of critics and thieves, the only thing remaining, the only thing that can't be taken away, is the love you hold for the people you care about.

The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him.

You look like the vamp who bled the cat.