My mother isn't crazy. She simply has a harder time than most reconciling her reality with everyone else's reality.

Find Eloy. Smack his head into a wall, dance on his guts... I'd get creative. Spontaneous like.

CINCINNATI MORGUE, AN EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY SERVICE SINCE 1966.

Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck.

What are you doing in Nicky's room, Rachel? Oooh! He summoned you to the west coast, didn't he? Did you kill him? Good for you taking care of that little problem? I should give you a bunny!" - Algaliarept

I will compensate all your one-inch, two-inch losses because I know how important every inch is to you aged, decrepit men.

Maybe if I didn't say anything about what happened, we could get back to the way we were. Ignoring a problem was a perfectly acceptable way to deal with it, as long as both people agree never to bring it up again.