Two thousand miles, Rachel,” he said tightly, and I guessed that no, it didn’t violate the rules of whatever he was doing out here, because he sure wasn’t out here keeping the coven from attacking me. “I have eaten nothing but slop for two days and used facilities I wouldn’t let my dogs urinate in. And what about that couple in the RV outside Texas? I’ll never get that memory out of my head.” - Trent to Rachel

You look like the vamp who bled the cat.

I got it this time, Daddy Warbucks," I said.

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.

Growing up is hard, love. Otherwise everyone would do it.

I will compensate all your one-inch, two-inch losses because I know how important every inch is to you aged, decrepit men.

I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!