I thought Trent should get over his pixy paranoia and admit he had an eerie attraction to them, like every other pure-blood elf I’d met. So he liked pixies. I liked double-crunch ice cream, but you didn’t see me avoiding it in the grocery store.

Have you been sniffing fairy farts?

A clipboard and a hard hat could get you just about anywhere.

Teens like a lot of the same things adults do: smart people doing amazing things against awful odds.

I do so like all-encompassing words. Verb, adjective, noun. Yes, you are shitted.

I felt sick. Buying Kisten’s and my safety from Piscary was so wrong. But it was either that or deal with a demon, and I’d rather keep my soul clean and let my morals get dingy.

Just because I don't wear my heart on my sleeve - " "You don't even wear your heart in your chest.