Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.

In a few hours, I’m going to be banished to the surface, my belongings raffled off as novelty items and my living space given to someone else—my reputation destroyed. I’d rather have your head than your soul at this point in my illustrious career.” - Al

...It's easier to find a way to make money at something you love than to learn to love a job that you can make money at.

Rachel?” came Ivy’s voice from her room. “Where’s my sword?” “In the foyer where you left it last week when the evangelists were canvassing the neighborhood

The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him.

Sure, it was nice now, but eventually there would be running and screaming and blood on the floor.

...Everyone had to eat, but eating people wasn't polite.