Ivy's COOK THE STEAK, DON'T STAKE THE COOK apron.

We all watched Al open the door. Turning, he waved to us, then passed the threshold. The door shut behind him. I waited for something to happen. Nothing did. “This isn’t good,” Quen said. I choked back my burst of laughter, knowing it would come out sounding hysterical.

That's why I want you there, he said. You're unpredictable, and that can be the difference between success and failure. Most people make decisions in anger, fear, love, or obligation. You make decisions to irritate people.

Why aren't you afraid of me? I've seen my death, and you're not it.

Ivy's COOK THE STEAK, DON'T STAKE THE COOK apron.

she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I’d get to my roommate’s soul later.

Don’t stereotype, Jenks. HAPA is an equal-opportunity hate group,” I said.