Apparently, in the eyes of the law, my admiration of Justin Bieber is creepy.
I've made mistakes in my life for sure.
I'm totally growing up.
My reality is never going to be stick-skinny.
When someone asks me, 'What do you do?' under my breath I want to say, 'Ask my f--king bank account what I do,'
Instagramming photos of food isn't sexy.