Perhaps one of the only positive pieces of advice that I was ever given was that supplied by an old courtier who observed: Only two rules really count. Never miss an opportunity to relieve yourself; never miss a chance to sit down and rest your feet.

A boy is holding a girl so very tight in his arms tonight.

I wanted to be an up-to-date king. But I didn't have much time.

I like going there for golf. America is one vast golf course today.

When you're bored with yourself, marry and be bored with someone else.

Perhaps one of the only positive pieces of advice that I was ever given was that supplied by an old courtier who observed: Only two rules really count. Never miss an opportunity to relieve yourself; never miss a chance to sit down and rest your feet.

When you are too old to play golf, you had better die.