One of the great benefits of organised religion is that you can be forgiven your sins, which must be a wonderful thing. I mean, I carry my sins around with me, there's nobody there to forgive them.

Education is one thing and instruction, however worthy, necessary and incidentally or monetarily educative, another.

Nice things are nicer than nasty ones.

I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.

Politics is a thing that only the unsophisticated can really go for.

Cats are only human, they have their faults.

A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy.