It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

If there's one word that sums up everything that's gone wrong since the war, it's Workshop. After Youth, that is.

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic.

A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for, a daunting testimony to that peculiar nation's love of detail and organization.

Cats are only human, they have their faults.