Being seventy has its advantages. I was outspoken before, but now what have I got to keep quiet about?
Kirk DouglasThe first thing I look for in a woman is warmth-femininity. It's got nothing to do with a pretty face.
Kirk DouglasI have one computer that my wife gave me. All I know how to do, and I do it every day, is play Spider Solitaire. And I don't have a cell phone.
Kirk DouglasI think that [Barack] Obama was elected because young people are starting to get interested in their country and I think that's a very healthy thing.
Kirk DouglasI'm glad they gave women the right to vote, but sometimes I'm sorry they have the right to smoke. Most women are messy about it, particularly about their lipstick. I don't mind wiping lipstick off myself, but I hate seeing it on cigarettes, napkins and coffee cups! I don't like women with all their beauty machinery showing-curlers, cold cream, mascara brushes. I'd even prefer to not see a woman touch up her lipstick, but I guess that's expecting too much.
Kirk Douglas