If I have to speak in public, I am terrified.
I guess I was a bad boy... Yes, yes, I've had lots of women in my life.
If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
The only advantage I have found in being Jewish is that I can be openly anti-Semitic.
"Hail to the Chief" was played, and the President got up and made a gracious opening remark. "I've been in this office for six years, and yet every time I hear that music, I turn around wondering who they're playing it for."
When you get old the worst thing is you lose so many friends. Burt Lancaster, Frank Sinatra, John Wayne. People who I loved to work with.