I had the halfway house. I can't tell how many nights I spent around my kitchen table, soothing broken hearts.

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!

I was born to do sitcoms, where you get an immediate response from the audience.

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

To tell you the honest-to-God truth: without Scientology, I would be dead. So, I can personally highly recommend it.

People always say, 'Well, celebrity spokespersons have private consultants'. Well, with Jenny Craig everybody gets a private consultant.

If we worried half as much what others are doing for us and spent twice as much time helping others, we would all be exponentially happier.