It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

I was born to do sitcoms, where you get an immediate response from the audience.

For some reason I am one of those people who act like they were born and raised during the Depression.

I'm totally inhibited. When I'm overweight I will not go out.

I don't think children are any more resilent than anyone else. They're just people with little bodies.

My food demons are Chinese food, sugar, butter.

I had seen Cheers twice, I think. Ted [Danson] had so much hair in his widow's peak that I remember thinking, "That dude looks like Eddie Munster."