You know, I've been attending so many banquets that I know what they're going to serve before I get there.
Win or lose, do it fairly.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up.
Play like you're positive on the victory, even though they're leading big now.
If I flop, let 'em pan me.