In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat.

The Good Lord hasn't done this well: He placed limits on everything, except on stupidity.

As soon as you are complicated, you are ineffectual.

When everybody else thinks it's the end, we have to begin.

All human organs eventually tire, only the tongue doesn't.