Bad love is better than no love at all, at least you know you're alive.

If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself.

Just remember that William Blake wasn't even published in his lifetime. Ya gotta keep creating.

I want you to know I'm an Army brat; I was a captain in the Army and my brother was a jet pilot in the Navy. So I support our troops; I identify with them. But I sure as hell don't identify with the bastards who sent them over there.

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

The number-one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule, and you will be sorry.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.