All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.

If you're in high school, just know there is a big world out there and you can be anyone you want to be.

I was so paranoid that my friends wouldn't like me. I went to a very small school where the consequences of bullying were very real. You couldn't just push some nameless face in the hallway because everybody knew each other's families, so there wasn't the obligatory psychotic jackass that tortured everybody.

The funny thing is that I'm not a planner. I have no idea what I want to do in the interim of that 50 years, but I tell ya: That's where you'll find me in my last performance.

I don't think that I'm modest by any means, but I'm also not an exhibitionist.

Who cares if there are lumps on my thighs? I'm guilty of having human legs made up of fat, muscle, and skin, and sometimes when you sit, they get bumpy!

But it’s compounded by the fact that I love animals and feel better not eating them.