I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.

I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.

I spent 10 years in New York doing theater.

I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee.

I'm a strong person, but I'd never resort to violence.

It's a very lonely place, being an addict.

I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.