When you're a woman in your thirties, and maybe you don't really know what you want to do with your life, but it seems like everyone else does, and your best friend gets married, and it forces you to look at yourself. I don't know if I described that in a very funny way.

Even in this day and age, if you're not married, there are people who are like, 'Don't worry, it'll happen for you someday.'

I used to carry my dad's empty guitar case around the neighborhood because I wanted people to think I played the guitar. I would put flintstones vitamins in it in case I got tired, so I could pop some and keep walking.

I enjoy being characters rather than myself.

I think no matter what kind of life you have, whether it looks one way to people or another way, you always have moments when you imagine a different life.

I would never wear fur.

It's a mystery to me what makes people laugh.