We sing because we can't speak anymore.

I don't understand what the big deal is with gay marriage. Get over it, people.

Life's too short. I'm not!

Two scoops of crazy with a side of coo coo ca choo

Oatmeal tastes so good on its own, you don't even need to add sugar.

I really don't like to lose.

I wanted to honor [George Gershwin]. He's a great American songwriter.