I love eating at Sonic with my family in Oklahoma. And no, I'm not kidding.
I'm constantly changing up my show. It's never the same.
Some relationships aren't meant to be Great Love; they're meant to be like a hot fudge sundae--enjoyable but not something you can acually live on.
I don't understand what the big deal is with gay marriage. Get over it, people.
I was a spiritual kid.
The lasting legacy of the Cooter Smash is that I'm the first to know when it's going to rain. That's right. I both sing and predict the weather with my hoo hoo.