I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence.

I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why don't you show them good music instead? They're not going to know the difference.

Men are allowed to write songs about people and women are allowed to write songs about women

No drug is a cure, though. Drugs are just big pieces of tape they stick over warning lights.

Good taste - that's all you really need when you're playing an instrument.

Popular music sucks so bad right now.

I guess I'll just slip into the studio after the next time with the Muses, and then just keel over and die.