Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.
Oh its real, its damn real
I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.
Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes.
I teased Randy Orton because he started using my finish, the Angle Slam. I said, 'Hey, I don't mind you using it, but at least give it a name.' When he hits it, the announcers just say, 'Well, he just hit that... thing.'
Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.