If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.

My mother encouraged me to be artistic. It was written in a contract at an early age that I would be an artist.

I wish I would tell our audience that we don't hate them without sounding cheesy.

Don't read my diary when I'm gone.

Birds... scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder all over the world in our ears, but sadly we don't speak bird.

I was accepted by cool people because the cheerleaders thought I was cute. The jocks knew the jock-girls thought I was cute. I just chose not to hang around with them.

The worst crime I could think of would be to pull people off by faking it, pretending as if I'm having 100% fun.