I'm left-handed, and it's not very easy to find reasonably priced, high-quality left-handed guitars. But out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. I've only owned two of them.

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!

We have no right to express an opinion until we know all of the answers.

I will get stoned and worship Satan.

Thank you for the tragedy. I need it for my art.

You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts. I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.

I like to make people feel happy and superior in their reaction towards my appearance.