I'm left-handed, and it's not very easy to find reasonably priced, high-quality left-handed guitars. But out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. I've only owned two of them.

I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders.

I won't eat anything green.

If you guys throw one more shoe or one more coin, I'm just going to leave my guitar next to my amp and there's going to be massive feed back for an hour.

If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.

Rather be dead than cool.

I've never been more confused in my life, but at the same time I've never been more satisfied with what we've done.