If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on.
There's nothing more comfortable than a cosy flower pattern.
If you guys throw one more shoe or one more coin, I'm just going to leave my guitar next to my amp and there's going to be massive feed back for an hour.
I wish I would tell our audience that we don't hate them without sounding cheesy.
I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine years old. Then a classic case of divorce really affected me and I moved back and forth between relatives all the time. And I just became extremely depressed and withdrawn.