I've always quit jobs without telling the employer that I was quitting; I just wouldn't show up one day.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are
Holding Frances in my arms is the best drug in the world.
It's really not hard to keep your dignity and sign to a major label... Most people don't have any dignity in the first place.
If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on.