I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me.

Zits are beauty marks.

Just because it's all you want, doesn't mean it's all you need.

I like to complain and do nothing to make things better.

I’m not mad. I’m in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole.

I'm not worried about what's going to happen when I'm thirty, because I am never going to make it to thirty. You know what life is like after thirty - I don't want that.

People are coming to shows on the strength of one song. I guess that's the way it goes.