I'm a spokesman for myself. It just so happens that there's a bunch of people that are concerned with what I have to say. I find that frightening at times because I'm just as confused as most people. I don't have the answers for anything.

I just can't believe that anyone would start a band just to make the scene and be cool and have chicks. I just can't believe it.

Forever in debt to your priceless advice.

She eyes me like a pisces.

I'm going to be a superstar musician, kill myself, and go out in a flame of glory.

Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.

all i want...is mac and cheese