Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
I've never been more confused in my life, but at the same time I've never been more satisfied with what we've done.
dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are.
Forever in debt to your priceless advice.
You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts. I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.