I will get stoned and worship Satan.

And I swear that I don't have a gun.

I sing and play the guitar, and I'm a walking, talking bacterial infection.

I just can't believe that anyone would start a band just to make the scene and be cool and have chicks. I just can't believe it.

To be positive at all times is to ignore all that is important, sacred or valuable. To be negative at all times is to be threatened by ridiculousness and instant discredibility.

Absolutely. Slade! A band that would never bend over.

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.