We're just musically and rhythmically retarded. We play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. People can relate to that.

John Lennon was definitely my favorite Beatle, hands down.

I was accepted by cool people because the cheerleaders thought I was cute. The jocks knew the jock-girls thought I was cute. I just chose not to hang around with them.

I'm left-handed, and it's not very easy to find reasonably priced, high-quality left-handed guitars. But out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. I've only owned two of them.

I mean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork.

And I swear that I don't have a gun...no I don't have a gun

I like to feel prejudice towards people who are prejudice