We're just musically and rhythmically retarded. We play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. People can relate to that.

I wish there had been a music business 101 course I could have taken.

I just can't believe that anyone would start a band just to make the scene and be cool and have chicks. I just can't believe it.

I like to have strong opinions with nothing to back them up with besides my primal sincerity. I like sincerity. I lack sincerity.

I'm on my time with everyone.

People are coming to shows on the strength of one song. I guess that's the way it goes.

John Lennon was definitely my favorite Beatle, hands down.