We're just musically and rhythmically retarded. We play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. People can relate to that.

I'm not like them, but I can pretend.

The day is done. I'm having fun. I think I'm dumb. Or maybe just happy.

America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

Who needs action when you got words?

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine years old. Then a classic case of divorce really affected me and I moved back and forth between relatives all the time. And I just became extremely depressed and withdrawn.

If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!