We're just musically and rhythmically retarded. We play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. People can relate to that.

I will get stoned and worship Satan.

I get a thrill meeting kids who are into alternative music.

Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah

I like to complain and do nothing to make things better.

We were just amazed we were putting out a record. We were, and are, still learning. But we've never cared much for professionalism as long as the energy was there. Like our live shows: We're out of tune and use a lot of feedback. That's not on purpose or because we don't care, we're just musically and rhythmically retarded and we play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough.

Thank you all from the pit of my burning, nauseous stomach for your letters and concern during the past years.