We're just musically and rhythmically retarded. We play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. People can relate to that.

John Lennon was definitely my favorite Beatle, hands down.

I like to complain and do nothing to make things better.

You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts. I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.

I'll be the first to admit that we're the 90's version of Cheap Trick or the Knack...

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are

My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.