I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I've worked with Jack Nicholson and Robert De Niro and Tom Hanks. I've worked with some really good directors: Woody Allen, Paul Schrader... My God, I've really worked with a lot of people. But I'm intimidated by them, and I'm always thinking, "Oh, my God, he's not going to like me, and I'm going to get fired."

It's never good to just imitate somebody. That never works, because then you're not filling it with anything.

I was lucky enough to be a "type." Sort of a bad-guy type at the time, because I was tall and I had dark eyes. A lot of times, you don't have to be good; you just have to be the right type.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"