I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

I had great affection for Dana Carvey, and I think we all thought, "Dana's the guy. There's the comic genius."

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I didn't watch the Emmys because - well, for one, I have been to awards shows, and I understand how it works. For another, sour grapes. Actually, that's probably number one.

It's never good to just imitate somebody. That never works, because then you're not filling it with anything.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.