I keep losing and regaining my equilibrium, which is the basic plot of all popular fiction. And I myself am a work of fiction.

God Almighty Himself must have been hilarious when human beings so mingled iron and water and fire as to make a railroad train!

Extenuating circumstance to be mentioned on Judgment Day: We never asked to be born in the first place.

Be patient. Your future will come to you and lie down at your feet like a dog who knows and loves you no matter what you are.

We were all gun nuts and they were called varmints, crows were, because they ate grain and so did we.

If I wrote something that hadn't really happened, and I tried to sell it, I could go to jail. That's fraud!

It's a small world. When you put it in a cemetery, it is.