I am a Tralfamadorian, seeing all time as you might see a stretch of the Rocky Mountains. All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is.

Well, it's practically over, thank God - I'm 83, there won't be that much more of it to put up with I don't think!

I'm a painter in my dreams, you know.

Human beings will believe in all kinds of things that aren't true, and that's okay. And TV is a part of that.

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.

... uncritical love is the only real treasure.