Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?

You are reading a bold and universal headline which says ,’I am here, I am here, I am here.

The name of the new religion, said Rumfoord, is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent. . . The two chief teachings of this religion are these: Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God.

Thinking doesn't seem to help very much. The human brain is too high-powered to have many practical uses in this particular universe.

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.

See the cat? See the cradle?

All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States - and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!