Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?

One of [ways being lucky] was to go to school during the Great Depression because teaching became a plum job.

When the last living thing Has died on account of us, How poetical it would be If Earth could say, In a voice floating up Perhaps From the floor Of the Grand Canyon, "It is done." People did not like it here.

But anyway, it's obvious through human experience that extended families and tribes are terribly important. We can do without an extended family as human beings about as easily as we can do without vitamins or essential minerals.

Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.

In 1844, Karl Marx said, "Religion is the opiate of the masses." He said this at a time when opium and opium derivatives were the only painkillers. And he said it helped a little. He might as well have said, "Religion is the aspirin of the people."

She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.