To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon.

If people insist on living as if there's no tomorrow, there really won't be one.

One [television] program was an interminable exploration of the question: can a woman with a low I.Q. be happily married to a man with a high one? The answer seemed to be yes and no.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

It is just an illusion here on Earth that one moment follows another one, like beads on a string, and that once a moment is gone, it is gone forever.

The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.

Much of the conversation in the country consisted of lines from television shows, both past and present.