High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

But anyway, it's obvious through human experience that extended families and tribes are terribly important. We can do without an extended family as human beings about as easily as we can do without vitamins or essential minerals.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

I think that scientific persons of the future will scoff at scientific persons of the present. They will scoff because scientific persons of the present thought so many important things were superstitious.

Pay no attention to Caesar. Caesar doesn't have the slightest idea what's really going on.