There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time.

If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I'm grateful that so many of those moments are nice.

I urge you to please notice when you are happy.

I do feel that evolution is being controlled by some sort of divine engineer. I can't help thinking that. And this engineer knows exactly what he or she is doing and why, and where evolution is headed. That's why we've got giraffes and hippopotami and the clap.

People like to feel entitled, whether they're actually entitled or not.

My definition of a man's man is a man who knows gun safety, and we all did.

There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.