There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time.

...Skyscraper National Park

He couldn't tell the difference between one politician and another. They were all formlessly enthusiastic chimpanzees to him.

How embarrassing to be human.

All this happened, more or less. The war parts, anyway, are pretty much true.

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

Honest to God, Bill, the way things are going, all I can think of is that I'm a character in a book by somebody who wants to write about somebody who suffers all the time.