Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.

She broke my heart. I didn't like that much. But that was the price. In this world, you get what you pay for.

People would be surprised if they knew how much in this world was due to prayers.

Vietnam was a country where America was trying to make people stop being communists by dropping things on them from airplanes.

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.

Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.

The hopes and fears of all our years are here with us tonight.