Make war not on terrorism but on ignorance, on sickness and on environmental degradation.
That's what my books are, now that I'm a grownup - mosaics of jokes.
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
How embarrassing it is to be human.
Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo
How’s the patient?” asked Derby. “Dead to the world.” “But not actually dead.” “No.” “How nice - to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.