There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.

I myself grew up when radio was very important. I'd come home from school and turn on the radio. There were funny comedians and wonderful music, and there were plays. I used to pass time with radio.

Nothing in this book is true.

Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.

That's what my books are, now that I'm a grownup - mosaics of jokes.

In the era of big brains, life stories could end up any which way. Look at mine.

He became fubar in the classic way, which is to say that he was the victim of a temporary arrangement that became permanent.