I consider anybody a twerp who hasn't read the greatest American short story, which is 'Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge,' by Ambrose Bierce.
Pay no attention to Caesar. Caesar doesn't have the slightest idea what's really going on.
You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
No moral value is greater than humanity.
Son,' my father said to me, 'someday this will all be yours.