Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

There was a time when I could vote for economic justice, and I can't anymore.

People would be surprised if they knew how much in this world was due to prayers.

I think you guys are going to have to come up with a lot of wonderful new lies, or people just aren't going to want to go on living.

I don't know what anybody else in the world would want to thank America for, but man, it [jazz] works. What I like about it - and what public health people ought to like about it - it's safe sex.

The planet was being destroyed by manufacturing processes, and what was being manufactured was lousy, by and large.

The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.